"The Pale Hail Riders"
We just experienced quite a storm...Storm chasers (several groups observed from the ranch) a broken windshield from tennis ball sized hail and then something we have never experienced! We experienced the terrible Abominable Pale Hail Riders. We called out the "Big Guns" to protect the stock. More news to come from this extraordinary event in Meade County, South Dakota. Larry B. Reinhold reporting.
More news from the Lonetree Ranch with Larry B. Reinhold reporting. The terrible Abominable Pale Hail Riders came in droves. (Yes we realize that Amominimable is spelled different than the Snow Man guy... but once you are hit by a Pale Hail Rider...)Stay tuned for more action from the Ranch.
Well the Young Guns prevailed over the terrible Abomininable Pale Hail Riders that struck Lonetree Ranch and Rainbow Bible Ranch along with the surrounding community earlier this evening. As David defeated Goliath so Young Gun raised the Pale Hail Rider's hat over the surrounding carnage. This has been Larry B. Reinhold along with my trusty photographer, Robin Reinhold, reporting for KRBR. :)
The old saying, "When life gives you lemons...make lemonade, thus if life flings hailstones... make a few Hail People. Or at least throw some into the lemonade to make it good and cold."